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Wondering what ailment afflicts the Olsen twins whenever they attempt to dress is damning. Mary-Kate and Ashley are routinely pictured in tabloids wearing the most hideous outfits. They wear ill-fitting tops, long draggy, skirts. They sometimes seem to have taken their inspiration from disturbed homeless women. Does anyone else out there find the Olsen garb grotesque? Strange?
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Re: Olsen Twins: cavalcade of HORROR
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:06 PMThe dress like people trying to cover up eating disorders. -
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Re: Olsen Twins: cavalcade of HORROR
Thu, June 9, 2005 - 9:46 PMI was actually thinking about them today- like, what is the process they go through in the morning when they get up and get ready for the day??
Hmmm, i'm goin to wear these tights. And these capris. And this sweater. And these cowboy boots. And this big bead necklace. And, and this scarf. And this jacket. And this huge purse. And this hat....
It's like they have some wierd rule that "When in the course of figuring out the outfit, once it is on your body, it stays on." -
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Thu, June 9, 2005 - 10:04 PMIt's true. You can't just dismiss their fashion sense by saying something like "oh, they dress in the dark." (only if they are reading Braille instructions which dictate layering hats, scarves, big bead necklaces, etc. etc. etc.) No. When they dress they are not making simple fashion faux pas like white after Labor Day or not color-coordinating. Rather, this is a look that they have contrived. But do they look at one another and say things like "hey sis' lookin' good. You're rockin' the tattered blouse, grandpa sweater, paisley skirt, polka dot tights, ballet slippers, granny glasses, grasshopper brooch and straw hat. Bitchin', Mr. Blackwells gonna LOVE IT. What is wrong with these kids. Ay, Carumba! -
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Re: Olsen Twins: cavalcade of HORROR
Fri, June 10, 2005 - 12:19 PMIt's like Boho with a little too much emphasis on the 'ho.'
They look like they raided the preschool dress up box!
Pretty soon we'll be seeing them with men's dress shoes, size 11, a beat down fedora, and a giant polyester sport coat and wide tie. -
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Re: Olsen Twins: cavalcade of HORROR
Fri, June 10, 2005 - 5:17 PM<<<They sometimes seem to have taken their inspiration from disturbed homeless women.>>>
now THAT was TOO funny LOL
(AND too true)
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Re: Olsen Twins: cavalcade of HORROR
Sat, October 29, 2005 - 6:20 PMi dont even know why they do that why are they not skinny enogh in the first place
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Re: Olsen Twins: cavalcade of HORROR
Fri, June 10, 2005 - 9:32 PMJoey, at the risk of sounding like a bitch, please post this in the alist celebrity hit parade. They belong in a class by themselves. This is the tribe for non celebrity fashion disasters.