If you're a guy, and you want to be all fancy and girly, at least put some
effort into it.

Today I saw a fellow, from the top up: baseball cap, thinning hair, T-shirt,
fanny pack (oy). Down below? The shortest, flimsiest, cut-off-at-the-hem
flower-patterned skirt you have ever seen in your life. I mean, really short.
Obscenely short. Oh-my-gosh-here-comes-a-strong-breeze short.

With black socks and non-descript man shoes.

Hey, I'm all for men wearing skirts, but if you're gonna do it, DO IT.