My Ten Can't Stands

topic posted Mon, July 11, 2005 - 8:41 PM by  Amy Zing
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(because tribe.net, in all their infinite wisdom, has made it impossible for me to view the previous thread -- hey, tribe, whatever you're doing, STOP IT.)

1. Pants with skirts. Hideous with hippies, horrible with girls who should know better.
2. Shoes that make noise. Clickity-clackety.
3. The re-birth of leg-warmers. My calves are the best thing I got going. I will NOT cover them up with yarn.
4. Flared-leg jeans.
5. Girls with ugy feet who insist on wearing toe-baring shoes.
6. Velour track suits. Oy.
7. Collagen lips.
8. Thong sticking out of pants.
9. Thongs in general.
10. Girls who say, "Oh, I have a tattoo, TOO!" and then raise a pant leg (probably flared) to expose a sloppy-ass piece of shit dolphin leaping over a rainbow, on their ankle. What am I supposed to say? "Wow, you did a really nice job picking that off the wall...."
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Amy Zing
San Francisco
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