slutty wedding gowns

topic posted Thu, October 7, 2004 - 11:47 AM by  Jeremy
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Strapless/plunging neckline/low-backed wedding gowns just seem wrong. What exactly is the bride tyring to say?

"I'm giving these ta-ta's to this man for the rest of our lives!"

"There'll be some boogy in THIS back door tonight, mmm-hmm!"

I actually saw an ad for a certain designer in a bridal magazine that showed a heroine-chic raccoon-eyed model in full wedding regalia facing a brick wall in an alley and looking over her shoulder like she was about to get gang-fucked.

Ew.
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  • Re: slutty wedding gowns

    Thu, October 7, 2004 - 12:00 PM
    I think it depends on the way the gown is worn and what the bride is going for. Some strapless gowns can look very ncie and elegant:
    www.verawang.com/bridal/br...collection

    but when someone like Britney wears any wedding dress, it looks nasty
    • Re: slutty wedding gowns

      Thu, October 7, 2004 - 4:15 PM
      If you have tits at all forget about a strapless number. You'll look slutty no matter what. Wedding gowns in general tend to be butt ugly. God help us if Paris Hilton ever decides to get married. Her dress will say SKANK in oh so many ways. This proves my point, you can have money, but you can't buy taste.
      • Re: slutty wedding gowns

        Thu, October 7, 2004 - 4:46 PM
        I concur. I know that I'll have to go for a nice wedding dress with sleeves because I'm "blessed" but I feel cursed.

        Paris Hilton so should not wear a white gown. She should just walk down the aisle naked. Everyone's already seen her naked so who would care? Maybe her dress will be like those short skirts she wears but all in white?
  • Re: slutty wedding gowns

    Thu, October 7, 2004 - 12:24 PM
    OK - so my friend from England just told me that Virgin (like V. Records, V. Airline, V. mobile phones) also has a bridal shop chain in England and it is called, appropriately, Virgin Bride. OH MAN. I laughed so hard. I was like, Man! I wish I would've gotten my wedding dress there!!! At least something about me would have been Virginal!

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